*The Scavenger's Sermon: Getachew Reda Preaches Peace While Holding Abiy's Bread*
Getachew Reda — once breastfed by the Tigrayan struggle, once trusted by mothers who never thought their son would sell their bones — now sits comfortably in Abiy Ahmed's genocidi ire camp, his mouth full of words like "peace," "stability," and "the people of Tigray." He types his Facebook sermons from a safe chair, in a safe city, under a safe roof provided by the very man who dropped drones on schools and starved two million into displacement. And he has the audacity — the scavenger's audacity — to lecture anyone about the Pretoria Agreement? Let us read between the lies. Let us tear the mask off his carefully crafted performance. Because what Getachew Reda posted on April 19, 2026, is not a political analysis. It is a confession. A confession of who he truly is: a ተንኮሎጂስት — a creature of conspiracy — who has been breaded like bread by Abiy Ahmed, kneaded, baked, and served warm to the very people he pretends to care about. --- *"The decisio...