"Naming Conventions" vs. "Paris Agreement Conversations"

(Or How Climate Scientists Became the Ultimate Gamblers)

When Trump rolled into the Oval Office and decided to yeet the U.S. out of the Paris Agreement, climate scientists everywhere were like, "Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Suddenly, we found ourselves in a high-stakes game of scientific poker, betting on data, models, and a whole lot of hope. And what did we do? We re-branded. Forget "Paris Agreement Conversations"—welcome to the era of "Naming Conventions."

Because if there’s one thing scientists know how to do, it’s naming things. (Looking at you, "Boötes Void" and "Sonic Hedgehog Gene.")

So while the political winds shifted, we doubled down on science, armed with peer-reviewed research, stubborn optimism, and the occasional caffeine-induced epiphany. Because let’s be real: when the planet’s on the line, you don’t fold—you go all in.

Here’s to the scientists, activists, and policymakers who kept the climate conversation alive (and occasionally hilarious) even when the odds seemed stacked against us. 🌍✨

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